Dedication: Onika Maraj’s High School Talent Show Oeuvre
From backing vocals on Lloyd’s “Take it Off” to “Knockout,” a pop punk collaboration with Lil’ Wayne, we are no stranger to Nicki Minaj’s crooning capabilities. Since she went to New York City’s Fame-ous LaGuardia High School, talent shows probably played a large part in how she cultivated her awesomeness. Usually, she’s rapping ’til her eyes come out of her face, but she is often satiating her Barbies with up-to-the-minute HB-info on Twitter. But tweets is watching, Miss Minaj, and we saw you post last night about Monica’s “Why I Love You So Much” and you belted it out at every performing opportunity you could. You were already our girl, but we didn’t know you think Monica is just as fetch as we do. We’re gonna dedicate “dat jawn” to you, since you’re totally our Alfred Bitchcok.
Drake, “Over” Mp3
Dear Drizzy, a lot of times we find ourselves in a room with people we really don’t know and we also ask: who the FUCK are these dudes? Eventually we just had to say: we’re over it. Now we’re thinking maybe we should just put the hook of this song on loop til everyone gets the hint? Let us know how you feel about that. Either way we WILL be bumpin this hotfiyah all spring til your album drops and we can finally tell everyone that our friends at FADER told them all months ago. Also, between you and Nicki our twitter timeline has been going straight almonds and cashews. What? You like pistachios? Man that’s weak but we forgive you. We’re getting a Suite-mobile this summer and this joint will def be blasting out the windows when we cruise through the streets airing out the shag carpet we’re gonna have in the back. You know how hard champagne diets can be on your furniture. Yes, the carpet will be fox. Haha, that’s what she said. Love, Suite903 -Judnick Mayard
Download: Drake, “Over”
Bobby Valentino f. Nicki Minaj, “Stilettos & T-Shirts” MP3
OK. For real though, stilettos and a t-shirt sounds like some bum shit. Unless its like some super fly gazillion dollar shirt made of Egyptian cotton with sheer side panels. Granted its super cas and if you’re a bad chick (i.e Nicki, US, etc.) you can totally make it work with some explosive accessories but overall we’re not impressed. I mean Bobby what is it with you and girls in t-shirts and jeans? Even Nicki sounds bored. Maybe you just like them down to earth. We get that but don’t have these girls thinking they can wear their nightshirts to the club with some heels and call it a day. If this trend picks up we’re blaming you. We can already see the flyers for a million “Stiletto and T-shirt Affair” bashment parties this spring / summer. On the upside, it’s an outfit that requires no pants and everyone knows we’re all about that movement. Proceed Bobby. -Judnick Mayard
Stream: Bobby Valentino f. Nicki Minaj, “Stilettos & T-Shirts
Video: Robin Thicke & Nicki Minaj on Letterman
Robin Thicke: we love you boo but you dance like a girl. Do what you do best and sing us out of our drawers. Nicki: you already know what it is! This is sensory overload for the morning. We bout to get some ICED coffee. -Judnick Mayard
Dedication: Nicki Minaj and Her Boob Entourage
Nicki. Minaj. Is. Gangster. Last night the twitternet was going nuts over Nicki Minaj’s call to her barbies for pics of their cleavage for autographs. Apparently if you sent her a pic of your tatas and she retweeted it: you were signed for life. Ummmmm…WHATTTT?? Was it sketchy? Yeah. Was it awesome? Hellz yes! Better than the request was the response. Within minutes, boobs were all over twitter as girls begged Nicki to “sign” them. We don’t even know how to address such G but we’re sure that every man on twitter is now a Nicki fan. PSYCH! They already were! Anyway we’re dedicating Michael Bell-Smith’s Chapters 1-12 of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet Synced and Played Simultaneously to you this morning Ms. Minaj. To be clear, we don’t think you’re trapped in any type of sexuality closet, we just haven’t seen anyone have these kind of balls for absurdity since KELLZ! Also, we don’t even know what the hell is going on! Pied Piper Barbie! -Judnick Mayard
Video: Mariah Carey f. Nicki Minaj, “Up Out My Face”
Seriously though? Get up out Mariah and Nicki’s faces. They got some hair to get did and some chilling to do. Mariah’s got some R. Kelly’ing to do, Minaj got some vroom vroom’ing to do. This is possibly the best video of all time.
Usher f. Grafh & Nicki Minaj, “Lil Freak (RMX)” MP3
In case you can’t find anything dirty on the internet today, Suite903 has your back. Grafh added a rather explicit verse to Usher and Nicki’s already-XXX boning anthem, and upped it to… what’s dirtier than XXX? 27 X? XXXL? NSFW? NC-35? We’re not gonna worry about it and proceed to jam it like 18 more times, because we can’t get enough of it (pause?) and that utterly banging Polow beat. Who else thinks Usher’s next album is gonna be amazing?
Download: Usher f. Grafh & Nicki Minaj, “Lil Freak (RMX)”
Dedication: Nicki Minaj On 106 & Park
