Video: Trey Songz f. Nicki Minaj, “Bottoms Up”
If you thought there would be any shortage of Nicki Minaj crazy faces in this Anthony Mandler close-up you were foolish because they would be nothing without the hella schizo voices to match. Onika needs to be in a movie or something. As for Mr. Yuuup we have half a mind to believe you really do live in a brothel house somewhere with proper dancers and booze. We will say this: if we were to ever find out that a Nicki Minaj peep show existed with hand straps we’d break a lot of things and demand entrance. Let’s just not even talk about it.
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Cyriously: A Pink Friday In November…And All Through The House
Each week Cyrus Kyle Langhorne weighs-in on hot button topics with his sharp commentary. This week’s subject: Nicki Minaj.
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Chris Brown, “Your Love” (Nicki Minaj Remix) MP3
I mean we already knew that Chris Brown could sing so this comes as no shock but if you want a less auto-tuned version (or at least less obvious auto-tune) this could satisfy your urge. However, if Breezy did write that rap then we must say we ain’t mad. That, of course, is in no way a co-sign for some sort of rap album. Maybe we’ll get some ninja visuals.
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Nicki Minaj f. Rick Ross, “Your Love” (Remix) MP3
In the name of the Almighty Diddy, all things are possible. Under the Ciroc umbrella we can find Nicki and Ricky walking together. It makes our heart swell to think of these two going in together. Honestly, who is as outrageous and flossy right now as these two—nobody! Okay well Diddy is like them both in one but he doesn’t count because he is like a magical being. We don’t like to pry into other people’s sex lives but Rozay does say something about the girl looking UP at him when she moans and well we just assumed sex with Rozay was a “wild ride” if you get our drift. Ugh we can’t think about Minaj, Rozay and coupling all at once. We just get nosebleeds.
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Video: Nicki Minaj, “Your Love”
Nicki Minaj is like the most magical person alive right now. Have we fantasized about her as a geisha? Obvi. Do we have a recurring series of dreams where Michael Jai White holds us? Fact. The new visual for her second single is directed by X and there’s nothing else to say but, “Damn… damn she’s hot; damn she has great hair; damn MJW and DAMN WHERE CAN WE GET THAT ILL FACE MASK?” Also satin blood is just theatrical perfection. We totally understand Nicki studying drama in high school now.
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Trey Songz f. Nicki Minaj, “Bottoms Up” MP3
Just when we started to cry over frustration of dancing to the same songs in the club this weekend we get a curveball smashing through the fragile glass houses of our minds. A song about getting wasted featuring Nicki Minaj in full-on wasted voice. We are going to get so buck this weekend there might be a lawsuit. Man, everybody might as well just forget it as far we are concerned. We can already smell the Rosé in the air!
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Video: Sean Garrett f. Nicki Minaj, “Get It All”
Everyone in this video is too old to high school. We think it’s supposed be college but colleges don’t have lockers, so we’re confused. You can’t be in high school past 23 in New York, and the extras in this video look like they’re well into adulthood. Nicki Minaj doesn’t belong in high school either. A girl that hot cannot be around such hormonal animals. Can you imagine Nicki hanging out during the basketball game, or watching the uncomfortable and traumatic health class movie about child birth with you? No way! What if she was the teacher? Nicki and of course Sean Garrett are too cool for school. Watch after the jump.
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Video: Teairra Mari “Automatic”
Listen now: cocaina, cherry cola with extra ice, sour diesel? Teairra if we’re going to compare our good-good to something, we could think of at least five things better than drugs. We got that Mott’s Apple juice fresh out the fridge, that black truffle mac ‘n cheese, that Shakeweight, that Egyptian cotton or that single malt chilled with whiskey stones. Teairra you are working way too hard these days to claim cheap crack rock. Leave that to the amateurs. Anyone who can burglarize in platform pumps is a definite professional. What we don’t understand is what happened to Nicki Minaj’s verse from the original? This is deep in Nicki territory and she murdered this track last year. She likened her ill nana to a frozen treat. We’d quote our favorite line but this is a family site (we think).
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Stream: Christina Aguilera f. Nicki Minaj, “WooHoo” MP3
For the record we always liked “Dirty” Christina Aguilera and now that she’s at total hot MILF status we can only continue to love “WooHoo.” The reason she does this stuff so well is because if you have talent you can almost get away with anything. Christina’s been reinventing herself since 1999. This dirty version is a little more sexy without the guilt of “getting tested,” which makes perfect sense for Nicki M! Never one to let us forget that she was a drama major in high school, Nicki puts on her best trembling-in-ecstasy voice and makes sure we know exactly what a “woohoo” is. Hit the jump for the audio.
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Gyptian f. Nicki Minaj “Hold Yuh” (Remix) MP3
This time of year, big tunes out of Jamaica get washed up on the New York coastline for rappers to cross them over here in the States. With a bulk of NY rappers claiming Caribbean decent they’ve gotta stay connected to their roots somehow, right? Nicki Minaj waves her Trinidadian flag by letting her patois fly on her remix to to Gyptian’s “Hold Yuh.”
The Caribbean’s got plenty of soul, ever heard of lovers rock? It’s akin to R&B slow jams. Today’s bedroom bullies like Gyptian, Richie Spice, and Jamelody have been charming their way into the hearts of women the way predecessors like Sanchez and Beres Hammond put it down. Now that Nicki hopped onto “Hold Yuh” the first lady of Young Money will give the record a commercial push like previous rap and reggae soundclashes (Jay-Z and Mavado “On The Rock,” Beenie Man and Shawnna “Dude”). Listen to the track after the jump.
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