Dedication: Teddy Pendergrass.
Goes without saying. RIP, Teddy P. We will miss you terribly, and our hearts already ache.
Dedication: Pep, Get Yours
We have recently learned from Pepa’s new reality show that she has not had sex in four. Years. FOUR YEARS! DAMN PEPA! You’re a good woman and deserve a man who will treat you right but more importantly MAYBE YOU SHOULD BREAK SOMETHING OFF. SCRATCH AN ITCH? EVEN IF THE DUDE’S HAIR IS ON FIRE. So here’s a Pepa double-header, one song for every two years you stayed out the boneyard. First, your own song to remind you of your roots. Second, and perhaps the most obvious, is “Sexual Healing”—because a dedication of that song has never before been so appropriate. People, please leave us comments and tell us how in god’s name she accomplished this feat, and watch the vids after the jump.
Dedication: Mariah So Wavy!
Mariah, you can do no wrong in our eyes. We know you were getting a little “warm” with some red wine or pink champers up at the Palm Springs Film Festival (which in itself is absurd). And you still managed to be fabulous and amazing. Will you invite us over next time you have cocktails if we dedicate Maze’s “Happy Feelings” to you?
Dedication: Tony Starks, the REAL Tony Starks
We are not totally clear what the plot is about but we are certain that Iron Man 2 LOOKS AMAZING. Today we dedicate the sensual track to it because it makes us feel CRAZY INSIDE. Listen after the jump.
Dedication: Republican National Committee Chair Michael Steele, Get Down Get Down
RNC Chair Michael Steele is a great fan of the “Peace Outtie,” “Go Get Em Tiger” and various other college-originated portrait poses, as we have learned from this photo gallery with his interns via Talking Points Memo. We’re just gonna go ahead and dedicate Ike Turner’s “Funky Mule” to this dude for no reason other than you should view the photo gallery while playing this song, upping the wacky factor by like a hundred and elevating this photo gallery to high comic art like some kind of corny summer comedy blockbuster, or like, Teen Wolf. Track after the jump.
Dedication: All We Want for Jay’s Bday is Squashed Beef
We know Hov has beef with Kellz, what with the crazy breakdown on the Best of Both Worlds tour a few years back, but you know, this song is just so gleeful and expresses our sentiments so well, we had to throw it out there. Here’s to the best of ALL decades Jay-Z, hope today you get something you don’t already have and you squash beef with Kellz like Jeezy and Gucci did. Should we dial up DJ Drama?
